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A friend of mine forward me this:

Dear Sweetheart,

I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart. I love you so much.

Your husband,
Brian

His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending this month’s expenses details.

1. The Chinapress man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s newspaper.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Jaya Jusco owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items…
5. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please don’t worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 50 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan the same way for next month? Please Advise.

Your Sweet Heart