Wives - Please use it everyday!
Mar 28th, 2006 by Neo
The wife comes home early and finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful and sexy young blonde!
“You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I want a divorce!”
The husband, calmly replies “Wait, wait a minute! Before you leave, at least please listen to what happened.”
“Okay, but I’m sute this will be the last thing I will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful bastard!”
The husband begins to tell his story… “While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless so I allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days. With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll gain weight; the poor thing, practically devoured them.”
“Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower. While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave
her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you.”
“I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don’t wear because I don’t have good taste. I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair.”
The husband continues his explanation…
“The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door. When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asked me:
“Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?” 
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lol!!!
kakaka….LOL!
wahahahaha~
haha that was funny
is it your feet?
i heard of this joke before. collecting jokes was my fav. passtime before blogging, see, so many jokes do not escape me! why i even have 2 floppy disks full of jokes. haha.
nurul, feet? pretending to be innocent?
nurul, haha… how do you know that’s my feet? Got marks on them?
lucia, what a weird passtime. I suggest you burn your jokes collection onto a CD to avoid losing them. Floppy disks are not reliable so reliable compared to CDs.
LOL wuahahhaa
I think I have read this joke somewhere before, but after sometime, it’s always good to read it again. It always put a smile on my face.
Titoki,
Thanks for visiting and for liking the joke
HEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!!!!! Damn that was funny…..lol so i guess the wife laughed at it too???
lol so the wife doesnt use her husbands feet or his penis?