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This is yet another silly meme courtesy of Uncle Wuching. There are a bunch of silly questions and I am supposed to answer silly too. Anyway, it looks quite fun, so let’s start the engine…

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn on page 18 and find line 4.
My hand is too busy at the moment…

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
Told you it’s busy.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Seconds from disaster.

4.Without looking, guess what time it is?
Oh, can’t help me eyes from looking at the PC clock.

5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
5:45pm.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Extremely quiet here.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Last night. Checking my car.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Some very nice video clips

9. What are you wearing?
My ProAce socks.

10. Did you dream last night?
I dreamt I was a millionaire and surrounded by chicks!

11. When did you last laugh?
When I was reading Wuching’s meme post.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Spider web.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Nope. Everything very normal.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Boring and silly.

15. What is the last film you saw?
An x-rated film X-men lar.

16. If you became a multimillionaire overnight, what would you buy?
The whole playboy collection?

17. Tell me something about you that I dunno.
I love pretty gals

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would make myself the King of the world and everyone will love me for they no need to work. Got free food, free gals and guys, free sex everyday, everything free, no need to work. Hahaha… good eh?

19. Do you like to dance?
No. But I like sex

20. George Bush.
Who is this?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Err… let me think…

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Jacky Junior.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Of course. Only if question 16 was true.

24.What do you want GOD to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Hi, you are here so early? Life on earth was really bad huh? Come, you can enjoy yourself for free here. We have got unlimited free food, free gals and guys, free sex everyday, everything free, no need to work. Hahaha… good eh?

25. Five (5) people who must also do this meme in their journal.
Don’t want lar, people will think I am too silly

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