Let’s Make Love Everyday
May 11th, 2006 by Neo
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A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husband’s constant demands for sex everyday, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest of their marriage.
While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, “Honey, you know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex are leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have sex on days that start with the letter ‘T’, to minimize the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don’t be mad at me! Honey, please understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding of you.”
On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door, hoping that her sex craved husband will understand and accept her proposal when he reads it.
Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads,” Baby, I didn’t’ realize that I was putting you under so much pressure and I’m sorry. I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter ‘T’ to make sure that we are on the same page.
1. TUESDAY
2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TOMORROW
P.S. I love you too, and remember it’s still TODAY, I am waiting for you upstairs.
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wuahahahahahahahaha smart!
Che-Cheh,
The husband or the wife is smart?
HUSBAND!
haha….the wife not very smart i think
haha, good one!
aiyo, the husband’s a sex machine!
bbwaahaha…cheeky, manipulative, horny husband!!! lol
If I’m the wife, I’ll ask my husband, “You want your dinner or SEX?!”
TITOKI,
If I am the husband, I’ll answer, “Today, I will have fresh milk for dinner!”
eh i thought usually girls demand more for sex one?? they’re more horny..hhehehe..and girls pls dun flame me…I read it somewhere one…..
no lah. generally, men are more horny than women. men demand for sex more. that is generally ok but it also depends on the individual… sometimes between a couple, the woman might be more horny.
Thanks for stopping by Neo. I reckon women are just as sex mad as men, it just depends on the situation. Usually women have more reason to respect themselves and their bodies but once they’re in a loving relationship it’s a different story.
what a husband… lol
funny~~
You are all wrong, he is going for the knife.
wanting to have less sex seems not smart.
Hopefully the husband is not serious. Cute, but no, sex isn’t life. Doesn’t sound like he’s very considerate, more like he got married thinking it was a free ticket to sex the rest of his life.
Wow reading this ad about your hubbie loving sex… man, that is too much to handle… but hey there are always different ways to make a very tiring day’s sex life better… just have fun with it and make it fun… don’t just do it and sleep.
Hubbie, if you want your wife to enjoy as much as you than pleasure her the right way to want it every day like you do…
its great,but we must thinking that sex everyday will make us depressed.okey…
hahahahaha very clever just like me……………
my wife often told to have sex every other day because sex make her tired…due to she is more horny in mid sex…..