Pastor and the Ass
Jun 27th, 2006 by Neo
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A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local newspaper read:
PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local newspaper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES…HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day….
The moral of the story is…. Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery… and even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life… You’ll be a lot happier and live longer!
Definition:
Ass :-
1. Vulgar slang; the buttocks, the anus.
2. Any of several hoofed mammals of the genus Equus, resembling and closely related to the horses but having a smaller build and longer ears, and including the domesticated donkey.
Check the definitation of ass on Wikipedia.
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haha. i heard of this joke before but had forgotten it. it’s good to hear it again… esp. the message behind it. indeed we shouldn’t be bother too much with public opinion. in my line of church voluntary services, i heard lots of criticisms and unkind remarks and i learned to just ignore them. if i bother with them, i’ll surely die fast!
lucia,
Glad you like the joke and appreciate the message behind it.
news people call it creative licence.
this really had me laughing aloud. lesson learnt, headlines HAVE to be interesting.
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