I Slept With Your Mom Last Night
Jul 14th, 2006 by Neo
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In a bar a guy says to another, “I slept with your mom last night!”.
The whole bar become quiet suddenly and everyone is waiting for the other guy’s response.
He laughs and says, “Lets go home dad, you are seriously drunk!!”.
A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - “waiting for autumn!”. 
When an apple is green, it’s ready to pluck. When a girl is in eighteen years of age, she is ready to…
…vote. You dirty mind, elections are near, but I know what you were thinking. Hahaha…
When is that the skin meets the skin, the hair meets the hair and the balls disappear? Tell me your dirty mind…
Its when, you BLINK YOUR EYES! Hahaha
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ah.. this is good for digestion. especially after a big plate of authentic sibu kampua!! wahahha
Alex,
I miss Sibu’s kampua and kompia!
Hahaha… you dirty mind
aiya u made it sound dirty lah!
Well, I was thinking of something else since you’re asking questions that sound ‘dirty’. LOL. nice one!
well, voting age in m’sia is 21 anyway.. hehe
KY,
No, Neo says the voting age is 18
Hahaha good one.