Do You Have Sex In Malaysia?
Jul 17th, 2006 by Neo
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A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia. He was all having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam at the hotel’s coffee house.
A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him and started a casual conversation.
Malaysian: “You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?”
Singaporean: “Of course.”
Malaysian: “We don’t. In Malaysia, we only eat what’s inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore.”
The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.
Malaysian: “Do you eat the jam with the bread?”
Singaporean: “Of course.”
Malaysian (chuckling): “We don’t. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and other left-overs in a container recycle them, transform them into jam, before we sell it across to Singapore.”
This time, the Singaporean retorted: “Do you have sex in Malaysia?”
Malaysian: “Why, of course we do!”
Singaporean: “Do you wear protection?”
Malaysian: “Of course! We wear condoms.”
Singaporean: “And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?”
Malaysian: “Stupid question ! Of course we throw them away.”
Singaporean: “We don’t. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them across to Malaysia & that’s the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore.”
This is a condom, chewing gum or a cap?
I have seen the above joke some where before, but still I can’t help myself but laughing and rolling on the floor after I read it just now! Hahaha… make sure you are not chewing any chewing gum now, you never know if it’s a recycled product! 
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Nice one! Hahaha…
this is a classic one … i think it was back during secondary schools … 10 years back
LOL…first time hearing this joke
Haha… I’m not addicted to chewing gum… Don’t really chew it always too.
I thought there is another version about Thailand, Malaysia and Singapore also?
Ken,
Haha, did you roll on the floor laughing?
earl-ku,
So long ah?
Che-Cheh,
Come here for a laugh every Monday morning
Wong,
Can’t recall the Thailand, Malaysia and Singapore version. Please share with us if you remember it.
Sinpaporeans will realy be happy with this one. At last one joke which is not against them.
hmm..
Even better. I sent this post to all of my friends.
Malaysian: Do you drink water?
Singaporean: Yes, we do.
Malaysian (chuckling): “We don’t. In Malaysia, we drink Diamond, then we pee and transform them into NeWater before we sell it across to Singapore.”
Titoki,
Huhuhuhu… that’s the joke of the year! But I can’t afford to drink Diamond ler, I drink Panasonic!
You drink Diamond ah? Good lar you, so rich. Want to date you lar
I drink Amway.
And I date Leng Lui only.
*eyeing your girls*
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Me and my GF read this. It is really funny… hehehehe cool.
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