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A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia. He was all having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam at the hotel’s coffee house.
A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him and started a casual conversation.
Malaysian: “You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?”
Singaporean: “Of course.”
Malaysian: “We don’t. In Malaysia, we only eat [...]

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This is what I had for breakfast today. Decoral Fried Rice from 7 Eleven. Actually, I wanted to get my nasi lemak from the stall where I usually get my supply, but was surprised to see it’s closed this morning. Maybe the owner is on holiday or Monday is her rest day.
The pack of fried [...]

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The other day I showed what I had for breakfast, now I am going to show you what my dinner last night was made of. Last night because I finished work quite late, I decided to pack some pizza back home for dinner.
At a Pizza Hut outlet, I noticed their new promotion Cheesy Bites pizza [...]

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In a bar a guy says to another, “I slept with your mom last night!”.
The whole bar become quiet suddenly and everyone is waiting for the other guy’s response.
He laughs and says, “Lets go home dad, you are seriously drunk!!”.

A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman [...]

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As expected, after the controversial headbutt by Zidane, the keywords Zidane, Zidane Materazzi, Zidane Headbutt, and even a mis-spelled version Zidane Hedbutt, top technorati as the top searches!

Top Searches on Technorati, as captured at 11am, 13 July 2006. GMT +8 hours.

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What did you have breakfast today? I had nasi lemak (rice cooked in coconut milk) of course.

Nasi Lemak at RM1.80.
Look at the pack above, so big and heavy. I bought it from a stall in front of a Mobil petrol station in Puchong. It costed RM1.80, althought it’s big, but not much ingredients inside; no [...]

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