Peter Stuyvesant and Benson & Hedges
Sep 11th, 2006 by Neo
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Let me, Peter Stuyvesant cheer up your dull Monday!
My name is Peter Stuyvesant
I have two friends, Benson and Hedges
I came from the city of Marlboro,
In the Salem high country
I always carry a MildSeven
I rode on a White Horse
Going to Kingsway in Kent
It was Lucky Strike I fell in love with the daughter of Master Duke
Her name was YSL
We got married by Perillys, the priest
We checked in at the house of Dunhill
And booked into room number 555
I laid her on the bed made of Gold Leaf I played with her two Matterhorns
When I poked in my Rothmans King Size she cried in delight, “You are a Rough Rider!!!” You are riding like a mad Camel
When I asked her if she is satisfied, she answered, “I want MORE!!!!”
Then suddenly she turned around and asked me if I want to enter her Gudang Garam.
She said… depan belakang puas, barulah Sampoerna!!!
Hahaha… Isn’t the smoker above hot? Have a fun but productive week ahead, folks!
Tagged: cigarettes, smoking, funny jokes, cigar
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it doesn’t matter how hot a person is, with a cigarette its not hot nor sexy anymore!
very funny and creative. where’s the source?
i once wrote a poem using the ads words of cigarettes too. it was an anti-smoking poem.
lol. Sibeh hot!
It is difficult to imagine a young girl that pretty smoking these days. Aren’t most young smokers these days goths?
I wonder how old the photo is.