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The other night, I was in Planet Hollywood located in Jalan Bukit Bintang. I was having a drink with a few friends when we saw a Bangladeshi, an Indonesian, and a Malaysian at a corner. The Indonesian was obviously a good drinker, he finished his beer rather quickly and all of a sudden threw his glass in the air, pulled out a gun and shot the glass to pieces! All this happened in a split second and surprised all of us.

(I didn’t take any pictures of the bar. But the environment was as happening as this one in Phuket, Thailand)

Anyway, he bragged, “In Jakarta our glasses are so cheap that we don’t need to drink from the same glass twice!” A few other customers of the bar cheered to this statement, most likely they were his countrymen.

The Bangladeshi obviously challenged by this. He quickly finished his beer, threw his glass into the air, pulled out his gun and shot the glass to pieces. He said gladly, “In Dhaka we have so much sand to make glasses that we do not need to drink out of the same glass twice either.”

We were now impressed, but we believed the Malaysian who sat with them might have some slicker tricks. We waited to see what he’s going to do next. True enough, before long, the Malaysian finished his drink, threw his glass into the air, pulled out his gun and…. much to our surprise shot not the glass but the Indonesian and the Bangladeshi!!!

OMG, was that an accident? Apparently no. His extraordinary remark was noteworthy, “In KL we have so many Indon and Bangla that we don’t need to drink with the same ones twice!”

Tagged: malaysia, jokes