How do you get semen out of a cat’s fur?
Apr 15th, 2009 by Neo
Yahoo Answers have some truly bizarre questions, doesn’t it? Don’t get me wrong, the site has been immensely helpful in answering a lot of vital questions.
Like getting red wine stains out of your table cloth. Or how to make sure your new pet is doing alright. Maybe even finding out the name of that cartoon you watched as a kid, you know, the one you can’t remember.
But once in a while people come up with some strange queries. It can make you feel old in a “No one did it in my day” sort of way. Or it can really creep you out. On the other hand, some of it makes you smile at people’s naivety. And you never know, these questions might be asked as a joke. Or so you tell yourself.
1. The one that freaks you out
It might even tempt you to clean the monitor, just so you get the image out of your head.
Semen? On a cat’s fur? It is a wtf moment indeed. On the other hand, maybe this situation had a perfectly plausible explanation. After all, we’ve all seen “There’s something about Mary.”
I must admit, the “urgent” notice makes me wary. What, is this someone else’s cat?
2. When mommies should not spank
My eyes, my eyes!
How is this for awkward? While I can understand that you would tell your close buddies about your behind-the-bedroom-door activities, why would you tell your mom about this? Is his mom the dominating type? Was she dressing him up and feeding him before he ran for it and found his independence?
Anyone else thinking of Principal Skinners from The Simpsons? Except slightly more morbid, in an Adams Family sort of way?
3. What kind of SOS is this?
This is why they have an Aunt Agony section in the school newsletters. Or any of the magazines targeted at young girls.
As was pointed out by an indignant reader, this is not something you forward to the news and events section of Yahoo Answers.
You have to love the way people use capital letters for emphasis. If extra exclamation marks are a sign of craziness, what about extensive use of capitalization? It is also known as “how to get caught in the spam filter”.
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How come you can find these questions? Because you’re looking for them? Hahaha
is he meant to write cement?
if got semen, just bath da cat then gao dim la…
Che-Cheh,
Shhhh… not so loud la.
annant,
How do you know? You bathed semen from yourself before ah? ops…
My, my, what weirdos we have including the one who seek out such weird questions! Haha! Just kidding!
Like annant said, to get rid of the semen, just give the cat a good bath. That’s it! No need to ask Yahoo lah! Btw, anyone answered?
haw do get you cats hair