The Tiger Woods Affairs
Dec 16th, 2009 by Samurai Jack
I would really like to get into the head of Tiger Woods and try to make some sense of it after he crashed his SUV on 27 November. He is blessed with more money, status and talent than most of us will ever come close to ‘smelling’ and to top that off, a super-hot wife! What else could a guy ask for?
Tiger’s smokin’ hot Swedish wife of 5 years, Elin Nordegren was apparently not enough to satisfy his ferocious appetite for women.
Mindy Lawton was a waitress at a diner where Tiger and his wife would regularly have breakfast. Hasn’t anyone told the Tiger not to eat and shit in the same place? This mistress not ‘chun’ also. This fling supposedly lasted 1 year before she was dropped like a hot potato.
Now we know why. During that time Jaimee Grubbs (the cocktail waitress) came along. This time girl hotter, so fling longer – 3 years.
Here are some raunchy text messages that Jaimee claimed Tiger sent her. Time to learn from the pro!
LA Porn star, Holly Sampson was rumoured to have first slept with Tiger at the Bachelor Party thrown for him!
During their 1.5 year long affair, sexy lingerie model, Jaimee Jungers claimed to have spent the night with Tiger hours after Earl Woods (Tiger’s father) passed away.
Rachel Uchitel, a VIP event organiser has been romantically linked to various film and TV stars. She later retracted her allegations about the affair, sparking speculation that Tiger bought her silence for a whopping £614,000.
Another alleged lover, Kalika Moquin who works as a marketing manager for a prestigious club in Las Vegas.
New York model, Cori Rist was rumoured to have been flown in by Tiger to join him on tours and booked into the adjacent room to avoid been seen. How clever!
And the list continues to grow. How many more will there be???
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Tags: affair, cori rist, elin nordegren, holly sampson, jaimee grubbs, kalika moquin, mindy lawton, rachel uchitel, tiger woods
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I don’t feel sorry for him at all! I don’t understand human nature at times…dude has money coming out of his ass, hot wife, talent…yet he still f#*k%# things up!!! WTF!!!?? I think pro athletes now days are way overpaid and spoiled, they think they are “god” and can do no wrong. They behave like “rock-stars” which they ARE NOT! Comon’ it’s just golf! Tiger, you’re NOT Kieth Richards or Slash. Sishhhh!!!!
Tiger Woods…. he’s THE MAN!!!!
Wow! So many mistresses and affairs! Too bad he got caught! As they say, you can do anything, just don’t get caught! His divorce will certainly be the most expensive ever!
foonpc: not only that, Gatorade and Accenture have dropped Tiger from their endorsement deals. Nike apparently hasn’t dropped him yet. But just imagine what a joke their tagline will be now in this context “JUST DO IT!”
He has everything and eventually still fell victim to women. That’s what men do, isn’t it?
douche bag laa him..starving wild beast..
ever heard of this phrase?
Behind every successful man,
There’s woman
Behind every unsuccessful man
There’re women
Tiger, a proven “player”… lol
samurai jack, haha! Yeah, nike better drop him fast! LOL!
nebody tell him he’s no god. he’s just a big loser. money won’t buy you everything. there’s family, there’s fame. What the f**k he has done now after doing all the goods in the past? could have been an idol for many, but turned out to be JUST A BIG PERVERT.
Shame on you Tiger, change your name to Gigolo, he he he!!!
to date, tiger’s mistress count is 12.
wonder if he’s going for 18 holes ….hehehe
Please the guy be whatever happens Tiger has been a great sportsman of his time,for me no matter what happens I am still a great fan of tiger & would always be,how more men are out there doing things worse than he did & still get away with it.My only thing I regret is he`s been away from the game he loves so much,he made the game so interesting & honestly Tiger would still remain my idol,no matter what they say he did,I urge him to make with his family,forget interference from the press & the public @ large,he should think carefully and follow his heart as I definately know this is a very difficult time for the Woods