Golden Moments

Dec 26th, 2009 by Samurai Jack

Doesn’t it bring a smile on your face reminiscing those classic moments that never go stale? Although you tell the stories countless times, people laugh over it again and again. A collection of these stories over beer and nuts with your mates is the perfect way to spend a Saturday night.

What you are about to read are real life events experienced by some of my friends that are too good not to be shared.

Most Revolting Act

One night at college party there was a public challenge to perform the most disgusting feat. One fella downed a revolting concoction of whisky, beer, ketchup, pepper, and other condiments. Another ate his own snot. But nothing in particular really shocked or deserved the stash that was building up rapidly in the money jar. The stake has now reached $500 and a guy walks right up, seriously buzzed (thankfully!). He marches to the toilet, heads straight to the urinal and picks up a strand of pubic hair, places it between two slices of bread and chomps it down. That night he walked home $500 richer. A well deserved reward haha!

Why Girls Should Not Drink

Early one afternoon, Miss X gulps down a couple pints of beer and is happy but a little tipsy.

Mr Boyfriend drops her off at his place and joins his mates for more beer. Miss X decides to take a nap while waiting for Mr Boyfriend to return. An hour later, she wakes up with a full bladder. Still in a daze, she rushes to the toilet to relieve herself. Once done, she reaches out for the lever to flush but fails to locate it. Miss X looks down and suddenly realises she just took a piss in Mr Boyfriend’s laundry basket.

Only Hilarious If It Didn’t Happen To You

One evening, Mr T arrives in KL and bunks in with a friend. Next morning, all the housemates lock up and leave for work (forgetting that Mr T didn’t have a spare set of keys). Unfortunately Mr T also left his mobile phone in the car. In desperation, Mr T goes to the balcony and takes the leap of faith. He survives the 3-storey jump but lands with a broken arm, leg and several ribs. Unable to move, Mr T calls out for help as Little Boy and Mother approach. Slightly ruffled up and dirty from the fall, Mother recoils in disgust, tugs Little Boy towards her and picks up her pace thinking that Mr T is a crook. Poor Mr T…. in excruciating pain, manages to crawl to his car and dial for help.