Female Body

Feb 11th, 2011 by Frog Prince

There is just something about the shape of the female body that just drives the male brain wild. It need not be the perfect hourglass but as long as there are noticeable curves, there will be men drooling over it.

Perhaps it’s a tribute to the female body that we have things shaped like the female body. Think of musical instruments like the guitar, violin and cello. Some say the shape is for the acoustics while others say it’s for ease and comfort in holding and playing the instruments.

Since most musicians of long ago are usually men, I guess the latter reason makes sense. They would want a familiar shape to hold against them as they make beautiful music.

And I guess men have gotten more ingenious at incorporating the female body into inanimate objects since then.

In today’s age of technology and computer, because having an hourglass screen makes no sense, the mouse is the perfect choice for men to still indulge in the fantasy of holding (and handling) a female body. Here are computer mice endowed with womanly attributes:

http://www.slashgear.com/pat-says-now-features-new-sexy-mice-037134/

As you can see, they even come in football team colours so it’s like a two-in-one gift (for the man and football fan in you!).

But I guess the following mouse takes the cake. Called G Point, it’s a mouse with a secret spot (like a woman’s… refer to picture and use your imagination). When you hit the spot, it takes you to your favourite place on the computer.

http://www.yankodesign.com/2010/02/11/you-mouse-around-here-often/

What’s a mouse without a mouse pad though? To keep to the theme, here are mouse pads that can actually get a guy excited:

http://www.marijuana.lu/en/sexy-mouse-pad-p-6330.html

This may not go down so well with the girlfriend though so if you are planning to get one for a buddy, check with the girlfriend first.

For men who aren’t so technologically-inclined, I suppose this ashtray will have to do instead, although I find it a bit disturbing to be stubbing cigarettes against a female image:

http://en.item.rakuten.com/zyuca/t741-d/

But sometimes, I guess it’s just nice for men to have female shapes around to look at. And for men who are more butt and legs, I guess this table would be a great piece of furniture to have around: